December 2011
159 posts
teagan-puckerman:
zach-spencer:
Getting Married T? Also Cleavage.
Yep, five minutes from walking down the aisle. Also, you like? Told you I had an awesome body.
Shit, I forgot to make a duct tape tux. I won’t deny that, you could get hella ton of views on the internet if those boobs where the thumbnail, even if it was a stupid viral vid review video…I hate those things so...
tatum-whitley-deactivated201201 asked: You're making my night better. Just to let you know.
mia-corrine:
Maybe we were meant to be lonely, lonely. Maybe were meant to be on our own.
In my case it’s not even a maybe it’s a for fucking sure. So whatever you’re upset about, it’s probably got a better chance of happening right than I will ever have.
My entire kitchen smells like pot, this is why my...
fucktards gonna get me arrested.
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So I was just texted an emergency weather report
“High winds and snow tonight may cause severe weather including: Blizzards and/or extremely large snow drifts. Please stay indoors and take precautions.”
Not that I care if I get snowed in tomorrow, I live in my fucking house 24/7 anyways.
Anonymous asked: taco or GTFO
Anonymous asked: how do i get blood out of concrete???
Anonymous asked: I wasnt bigger BOOBS
Anonymous asked: best pickup liiine
I'm givin' ya'll free advice and choco tacos... →
benjaminhur:
Apple Store Love Song by Zach...
Sweet spicy avocado tits!
IT’S.FUCKING.CHRISTMAS.BITCHES.
FUCK U QWOP!
teagan-puckerman:
zach-spencer:
Only because you’re hot. I kid I kid…motherfucking game…
Well, it goes without saying that I’m hot. That’s a great reason to be my friend, if you ask me. Can’t say I’ve ever played this game you’re talking about, though.
congenial ! We are now kickass bros, be prepared.
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
Can’t you just taste all that sexual...
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Writing songzzzzz
“And yes I’m aware that baby iMac And maybe if you buy that we can iChat And I don’t mean to be aggresive or a sleeze And I don’t mean to Mac I’m just not PC I know how to treat you – this ain’t a reboot I’ll never find the need to Control ALT Delete you I see no reason to mess with these slobs Cause they’re like Bill Gates… and I’m Steve Jobs”
FUCK U QWOP!
teagan-puckerman:
zach-spencer:
God this motherfucking ass tits whores ponies bitches game!
…I think we need to be friends.
Only because you’re hot. I kid I kid…motherfucking game…
FUCK U QWOP!
God this motherfucking ass tits whores ponies bitches game!
My house arrest is finally over.
gavin-bahena:
zach-spencer:
gavin-bahena:
zach-spencer:
You stink of porn hub and stale mouthwash…
Couldn’t care less. I have more important things to be doing.
Than buying new mouthwash and masturbating?…whatever bra
Whatever… wow, amazing comeback.
Thank you so much!
mikeyhudson:
ooc:Zach wrote something in swedish, my life is complete. hahaha xD
Sweden!
“Fuck Bitches”
– Robert Frost
My house arrest is finally over.
gavin-bahena:
zach-spencer:
gavin-bahena:
Kind of makes it more fun this way.
You stink of porn hub and stale mouthwash…
Couldn’t care less. I have more important things to be doing.
Than buying new mouthwash and masturbating?…whatever bra
My house arrest is finally over.
gavin-bahena:
zach-spencer:
Why would you announce it bunny fucker!? You just blew the roof off your cover!
Kind of makes it more fun this way.
You stink of porn hub and stale mouthwash…
My house arrest is finally over.
gavin-bahena:
Time to mix this shit up.
Why would you announce it bunny fucker!? You just blew the roof off your cover!
@ Val
lucy-ofoz:
zach-spencer:
Lucy and Teagan are still together right?
Yup. Why do you ask?
I really don’t know, I was just making sure. They’re my rp OTP :)
@ Val
Lucy and Teagan are still together right?
...I like my drama-less bubble.
teagan-puckerman:
You know it bitch
You're all leaving and shit, while I'm here like:
Seriously get your shit together and get over ya’lls emotional pity parties. You’re fine if you try. Believe children, believe!
foxesandfemales:
Mr.Right | Mickey Avalon
OMG TRY THIS IT ACUTALLY WORKS!!1!!!1
blainesaintanderson:
zach-spencer:
1. hold your breath for 20 minutes
2. Die
Kurt, you should try this.
… glad the kids aren’t on to see this. I’m sensing Forever physiological problems for them. Oh well not my place to talk
OMG TRY THIS IT ACUTALLY WORKS!!1!!!1
1. hold your breath for 20 minutes
2. Die
jessesaintanderson replied to your post: ooc: It’s not really my business, but what…
ooc: Sarah made Jesse feel like a shittastic father because he doesn’t approve of her dating a 21 year old at 16. And now he’s have a nuclear meltdown.
Oh yeah, I don’t blame Jesse, I wouldn’t let my daughter date an old fart like that. XD
ooc: It’s not really my business, but what in heavens happened tonight?
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BADASS MOFOS ARE NOW FOLLOWING THE MOST AWESOME...
lily-freakin-evans:
Damn, I’m just on a roll lately.
You bitches know you love me.
So, how’s everyone been lately? I’ve been kind of hiding under a rock so I don’t even know what’s been going on lately.
Lots of doctor’s appointments for me.
Badass motherfuckers? Absolutely. You? You, my dear, look like you should be in a white glove club, back to the nursing home with you ya’ big...
Mike, I don't even know what I'm doing to you...
stephanie-squirrel:
Turning him from boy to sex god
So I biffed a jump on my skateboard today,
Kid at the park: You Failed! Me: Yeah, so did your mom’s abortion.
I think the kid was like ten…
