Now please enjoy me laughing at myself

From the words of Mommy Evans herself.

yousuck-wmhs:

Well looks like The happy Evans parents aren’t happy, they are the exact opposite. 
They are getting a Divorce, you read that right a d-i-v-o-r-c-e. Oh no, guess why? She is knocked up & the baby isn’t his.  But Sam has been busy too, he got his mack on last night with Mrs. Berry I mean Mrs. Hudson. Oh well, I’ll keep you updated. But I think Quinn could’ve told Kyle a little better. It’d be a little cooler not to tell him online. Just Sayin’!

It’s like a Jewish soap opera up in this piece 

teagan-puckerman:

zach-spencer:

Getting Married T? Also Cleavage.

Yep, five minutes from walking down the aisle. Also, you like? Told you I had an awesome body.

Shit, I forgot to make a duct tape tux. I won’t deny that, you could get hella ton of views on the internet if those boobs where the thumbnail, even if it was a stupid viral vid review video…I hate those things so damn much.

(Source: heymarinaa)

mia-corrine:

Maybe we were meant to be lonely, lonely. Maybe were meant to be on our own. 

In my case it’s not even a maybe it’s a for fucking sure. So whatever you’re upset about, it’s probably got a better chance of happening right than I will ever have.

My entire kitchen smells like pot, this is why my friends aren’t allowed to cook

fucktards gonna get me arrested.